Natalie Cuomo: Shut Up You Loved It

Natalie Cuomo’s latest stand-up special, Shut Up You Loved It, is an uproarious deep dive into modern dating, personal chaos, and the absurdities of everyday life. Filmed at The Stand Comedy Club, the special showcases Cuomo’s signature blend of self-deprecating humor, fearless storytelling, and quick-witted crowd work.

Cuomo kicks things off with tales of a failed engagement that left her with nothing but trust issues and an empty Brita filter. Her sharp observations on dating—from lowering standards for safety to dealing with a drummer ex who lived in a DIY bunk bed—resonate with anyone who has ever made questionable romantic choices. She hilariously recounts the perils of living in her mother’s basement, setting up dates around her mom’s bedtime and navigating awkward breakfast encounters.

The special dives into deeper personal anecdotes, including a childhood "sexual awakening" that led to some eyebrow-raising calls from her kindergarten teacher. Cuomo's dark, self-aware humor extends to her struggles with anxiety, OCD, and bad driving, finding comedy in moments of genuine neurosis. Her bits on dating "down," regretting wasted blowjobs on an ex, and the sheer audacity of women carrying a baby for nine months only to give it the father’s last name are delivered with razor-sharp precision.

Whether she’s discussing her tattoo regrets, her rescue dog’s Xanax habit, or her college degree that’s only useful for writing grammatically correct OnlyFans captions, Cuomo’s set is packed with relentless punchlines. Shut Up You Loved It is a must-watch for fans of unfiltered, high-energy comedy that embraces the messiness of life.