John Mulaney and Richard Kind Roast Belichick’s Girlfriend on Everybody’s Live

John Mulaney and Richard Kind Joke About Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend on Everybody’s Live

On the latest episode of Everybody’s Live, John Mulaney and Richard Kind took aim at an unexpected target: Bill Belichick’s girlfriend. The moment quickly went viral after ABC News aired a clip teasing the bizarre, improv-style bit.

Richard Kind introduced “Gearston,” his fictional girlfriend played with dramatic flair. “She’s my idea mill and my muse,” he announced, demanding editorial control over the footage: “We need to see a cut before you use it.” Mulaney, playing along, reminded him, “It’s a live show.” Kind calmly replied, “It’s not live anymore.”

The segment spun out as Mulaney gushed, “I would blow up my brand and distance myself from my fans for one moment in her company.” He added he’d give anything to simply “watch her scroll” or hear her talking “on the phone in the bathroom.”

The roast wasn’t directly aimed at Belichick’s real-life partner, but the tone was clear — it was a parody of media obsession and power-couple weirdness. The bit walked the line between absurd and personal, making it a standout clip from the chaotic, comedy-packed show.

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