Marty Malloy bribed a bartender to get on Kill Tony 😂😭

Updated Nov 8th, 2026

Marty Malloy humorously recounts his attempt to get on 'Kill Tony' by tipping a bartender at Shakespeare's bar, only to discover the tip had no impact.

Marty Malloy shares a humorous story about his visit to Shakespeare's bar, known for its lively atmosphere. In an attempt to secure a spot on the popular show 'Kill Tony', he decided to tip the bartender $20, believing that a generous gesture might improve his chances of getting on the show. However, he quickly realized that the bartenders had no influence over the lineup for 'Kill Tony'. Despite his unsuccessful efforts, the situation turned out to be quite comical, providing a good laugh for both him and his audience. Malloy's experience highlights the humorous side of trying to navigate the entertainment scene, even when his attempts at bribery didn't yield the desired results.