Tim Dillon Mocks Celebrity Space Flights in Hilarious Podcast Rant

Tim Dillon Rips Into Celebrity Space Tourists: “You’re Not the First Slit in Space”

On episode 440 of The Tim Dillon Show, the comedian launched into a wild rant about celebrity space tourists—specifically a famous woman hyping her six-minute space flight like it was groundbreaking.

Tim Dillon clarified early: “Real women have gone to space. Real astronauts. Some have even died in space.” He emphasized that spending a few minutes floating around isn’t the same as living on a space station for months.

“She was in space for six minutes and she’s acting like she’s the first slit to go to space,” he said. “Slits have been going to space!”

Dillon pointed out that the real issue isn’t gender—it’s the fame-based framing. “She’s like, ‘No, you don’t understand, I have a life worth losing and I went,’” he mocked. “That’s her whole thing.”

He didn’t name names, but the message was clear: stop acting like a selfie in zero gravity is some kind of historic mission. As usual, Dillon kept it blunt, loud, and laugh-out-loud funny—reminding listeners that NASA did it first, and better.