Bill Burr’s 9-Year-Old CEO Joke Resurfaces Amid Recent Controversies

Date posted: Dec 12th, 2024

Bill Burr’s 9-Year-Old Joke About CEOs and Water Ownership Resurfaces

A classic Bill Burr bit from nearly a decade ago is making waves again for its eerie relevance. In a 2014 performance, Burr unleashed his frustration with high-profile CEOs prioritizing profit over basic human rights. One memorable target was Nestlé’s then-CEO, who controversially stated that water isn’t a fundamental right.

In the bit, Burr quipped that instead of addressing trivial issues, society should “hunt down and shut” guys like this, noting the absurdity of a corporation trying to “own the rain.” Burr’s frustration boiled over as he questioned why Nestlé—a company best known for chocolate—would dive into resource monopolization: “You’re supposed to make cocoa for people!”

The joke has resurfaced as online discussions about corporate overreach and resource hoarding intensify. Social media users are hailing Burr’s routine as prophetic, sparking fresh debates on ethical corporate practices.

As conversations around water rights and environmental responsibility grow, Burr’s comedy proves its staying power—not just for laughs but also for its biting social commentary.

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