Matt Damon Roasts Andrew Schulz in Hilarious Promo for Netflix Special "LIFE"

Date posted: Mar 4th, 2025

Matt Damon Roasts Andrew Schulz in One of the Best Standup Promos Ever

Matt Damon just delivered one of the funniest standup promos in recent memory, roasting Andrew Schulz for a full three minutes while plugging Schulz’s upcoming Netflix special, LIFE.

The clip, shot in a classic New York diner, kicks off with some playful banter. Damon calls Schulz “cute baby” before pretending he missed an Amber Alert. The insults fly as they discuss the special, which focuses on Schulz and his wife’s struggles to conceive. Damon immediately turns it into a comedy goldmine, cracking jokes about sperm quality and pregnancy while Schulz struggles to keep up.

The promo escalates when Schulz tries to “clip montage” Damon—a move that backfires spectacularly. Damon, with decades in Hollywood, flips the script and starts cutting Schulz down with razor-sharp edits and insults. The back-and-forth peaks with Damon announcing to the entire diner that Schulz’s special is about his "low sperm count," forcing Schulz to admit LIFE drops on March 4.

If you weren’t planning to watch, this roast alone might change your mind. LIFE premieres March 4 on Netflix—just don’t let Damon hear you say you’re skipping it.

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