Matt and Shane’s Wild Ride: Best Moments From Kill Tony to Steakhouse Dreams

Posted: Apr 28th, 2025

Matt and Shane Unleashed: The Best of the Best Podcast Duo

Roast Kings of Kill Tony

Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis have cemented their place as comedy podcast royalty—and nowhere is their chemistry more chaotic than on Kill Tony. Whether it’s roasting YouTube mogul MrBeast or dropping off-the-wall food ideas, their segments are pure gold. One standout moment saw them turn a casual guest appearance into a roast session, joking about hammerhead sharks, liberal wrestling fans, and prank-filled pizza nights. The crowd? Rolling. The jokes? Relentless.

The Genius of “Steak & Beans”

In a bit that feels too good not to be real, Shane pitched a fast-casual steakhouse called “Steak & Beans.” The concept? Standing counters only. Thin steaks. Cold beer. White Claws if you’re a girl. It’s absurd and somehow... genius? According to Shane, the place would be filled with crooked-parked Lambos and rumors that he’s “upstairs taking a nap.” Matt was all in. Fans? Even more so. If you didn’t already want to eat baked beans in a Philly parking lot, you do now.

High Thoughts and TSA Fights

No podcast captures the surreal moments of modern life quite like Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. From Shane recalling getting randomly searched at the airport (“It’s not [__]!” screamed a TSA agent), to Matt breaking down why baked beans got him through the early days in Philly, every tangent hits. It's the kind of banter that feels like a late-night Wawa run with your funniest friends.

Laser Tag, Lazy Eyes, and Dorito Bag Poop

Yes, you read that right. In one of the many stories of juvenile chaos, Matt admitted to once being pranked with a bag of poop hidden in a Dorito bag—an incident that, shockingly, didn’t involve Shane. These guys bounce between high-brow riffing and low-brow pranks with effortless rhythm, proving they can turn any setting into a stage, whether it’s laser tag or late-night arcades filled with ticket-hoarding grown men.

Chipotle Crimes and Drag Race Takes

Shane’s rants about Chipotle portion sizes, RuPaul’s dress policy, and why golf is secretly a war on wives, round out the madness. Whether he's claiming he prefers his burritos made with “disdain” or comparing drag queens to uncles, his observations are brutally funny and sometimes shockingly accurate.


Undisputed Comedy Champs

Matt and Shane recently won the 2025 Joke World Comedy Podcast March Madness fan tournament, solidifying their status as the best podcast duo in comedy right now. They may not have a banner hanging in a studio—but fans know who runs the scene.